John Lithgow

Dick Solomon

Kristen Johnston

Sally Solomon

Jane Curtin

Mary Albright

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Tommy Solomon

French Stewart

Harry Solomon

Simbi Khali

Nina Campbell

Elmarie Wendel

Mrs. Dubcek

Wayne Knight

Don Orville

Ian Lithgow

Leon

David DeLuise

Bug Pollone

Danielle Nicolet

Caryn

Chris Hogan

Aubrey Pitman

Ileen Getz

Judith

Shay Astar

August

Larisa Oleynik

Alissa Strudwick

James Earl Jones

Narrator (vo...

Jan Hooks

Vicki

Ron West

Dr. Strudwick

Chad Einbinder

Police Officer

John Platt

Patient

Blake Soper

Elman

Marianne Muellerleile

Lucy

William Shatner

Big Giant Head

Michael Milhoan

Coach

John D'Aquino

Mr. Randell

Richard McGonagle

Doctor

Steve Larson

Larry

Jim Beaver

Happy Doug

John A. Huoy

Tobin

John Cleese

Dr. Liam Neesam

Jennifer Rhodes

Mrs. Sumner

Bruce Ed Morrow

Father Rice

Justin Urich

Romano

Nancy Yee

Mrs. DeGuzman

Chip Chinery

Janitor

Dee Freeman

DMV Clerk

Laurie Metcalf

Jennifer Ravelli

Harry Morgan

Professor Suter

Brenda Strong

Mrs. Frost

Dan Gilvezan

Disc Jockey ...

Ana Gasteyer

Dr. Brand

Jeff Doucette

Chet

Pat Finn

Paul

Jill Matson

Ginger

Chyna

Janice

Shane Powers

Man

Eddie Allen

Dr. Bankson

Roseanne Barr

Janet (as Ro...

Brynn Hartman

Venusian #1

Cindy Crawford

Mascha

Dennis Rodman

Himself

Anna Slotky

Cheryl

Teresa Tudury

Woman #2

Mike Ditka

Coach Mafferty

Bart McCarthy

Hamlet VO (voice)

Greg Bronson

Wedding Gues...

Bodhi Elfman

Orderly

Rex Linn

Chuck

Phil Hartman

Phillip

Jim Pirri

Antonio

Richard Fancy

Judge Debelko

Kevin Scannell

Dr. Goldberg

Spencer Vrooman

Dukes

Elaine Stritch

Martha Albright

George Grizzard

George Albright

Jason Carter

Seth

Patrick Kerr

Irving

Sam Lloyd

Eddie

Wendy Philpott

Waitress

Beverly Johnson

Prell

Irina Pantaeva

Gabriella

Angie Everhart

Chloe

John Aylward

Registrar

Lori Hall

Voice in Aud...

Nicolas Coster

Chancellor Stevens

Peter Jurasik

Principal Gr...

Tim Haldeman

Mr. Kraft

Bill Chott

Fred

Douglas Maida

Waiter

Kim Johnston Ulrich

Dorothy Strudwick

Laura Wernette

Tasha

Terry Rhoads

Salesman

Kevin Ruf

T.V. Reporter #2

Lane Davies

Chancellor Duncan

Jonathan Palmer

Herve

Scott Torrence

Student #1

Shiloh Strong

Student #2

Paul Connor

Student #3

Angell Conwell

Girl #1

Jade Harlow

Student #4

Brian Palermo

Mr. Barnes

Maurice Godin

Marty

Carlos Jacott

Dr. Schulman

Paul Hayes

King

John Mahoney

Dr. Leonard Hamlin

Marnette Patterson

Volleyball Girl

Susan Leslie

Kissing Woman

Marla Sokoloff

Dina

Rachel Davies

Flora

Pat Lach

Mother

Lauren Graham

Laurie Harris

Benjamin King

Man In Bar

Robert Lynch

Doug

Whitney Rydbeck

Mr. Kersey

Elayn J. Taylor

Teacher #1

Artie Anderson

Brad

Merrick Deamon

Guy

Linda Cardellini

Lorna

Martha Stewart

Herself

Jane Lynch

Ms. Koppel

David Dunard

Mechanic

Laurel Green

Moviegoer

Jonathan Everett L...

Jack

Kathryn Joosten

Cafeteria Lady

Jake Thomas

Kid

Christine Baranski

Sonja Umdahl

Rochelle Robinson

Waitress

Lindsey Haun

Lisa

Bryan Cranston

Neil Diamond...

Bob Odenkirk

Gary

David Hasselhoff

Doctor Lasker

Miguel Ferrer

Jack McManus

Enrico Colantoni

Frankie

Megan Mullally

Renata Albright

Richard Belzer

Richard Belzer

Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan

Bob Clendenin

Man #1

Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello

Ed Begley Jr.

Jeff

Katherine LaNasa

Kate

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Jeff's Brother

Katie Layman

Muriel

Nancy Armstrong

Female Necker

Darlene Kardon

Old Woman

Eric Saiet

Pleasant Man

Steve Viall

Male Necker

Coleman McClary

Bookish Patr...

Carole Davis

Aviana

Maria Cina

Onya

Karen Constantine

Woman

William Bogert

Dean Sumner

Harry S. Murphy

Professor

Steven R. Barnett

Cable Man

Elizabeth Carder

Homeless Wom...

Bronson Pinchot

Roy Albright

Richard Roat

Dr. Byron

Andrew Hill Newman

DMV Agent

Mailon Rivera

Campus Cop

Kristin Morley

Waitress

Charlotte Booker

Grace

Kimberly Scott

Emily

Lorna Scott

Mrs. Walters

Peggy Billo

Mrs. Hartzinger

Heather McPhaul

Mrs. Duvall

Robert Knott

Ellis

Patrick Thomas

Customer #1

Carolyn Pemberton ...

Customer #2

Skye McKenzie

Last Customer

Tami Tappan Damiano

Barbara

Gigi Bermingham

Singing Trucker

Karl Hamann

Singing Trucker

Linda Dangcil

Singing Trucker

John Raitt

Trucker Gil

Mike Starr

Frank Muller

Lois Foraker

Patty Muller

Jane Galloway

Dr. Blumfeld

Scooter Stephan

Man

Ray Proscia

Mugger

Lance E. Nichols

Security Salesman

Robert Arce

Nutty Guy

Lisa Kaminir

Margueritte

Ken Magee

Policeman Joe

J.J. Cohen

Frank

Adam Consolo

Classmate

Craig Tolliver

Bartender

Naomi Judd

Frances Randell

Tom Jourden

Doctor

Tom Simmons

Peter

Steven M. Porter

Roger

D. Elliot Woods

Doctor Ladypart

Jan Claire

Nurse Wounds

Lily Knight

Nurse Turner

Yoshihisa Kuwayama

Chef

Jocelyn Harris

Restaurant Patron

George Takei

George Takei

Tim Bagley

Frank

Larry Sousa

Valet

Tim Pulice

Guy in Line

Jim Meskimen

Alan

Jean St. James

Waitress

Joy Stevens

Beautiful Girl

Steven M. Gagnon

Cop

Thomas Bankowski

Protestor

Wendy Schenker

Reporter

Angela Robinson Wi...

Voter #2

Michael Adler

Handler

John Henry Kurtz

Commercial V...

Al Franken

Frank Gansmiller

Neill Calabro

Gansmiller's...

Matthew Mahaney

Fan #1

James Grace

Fan #3

Tatum Shank

Football Player

Laraine Newman

Candace

Burke Moses

Glenn

Paxton Whitehead

Dr. Menard

Danny Strong

Aramis

Trevor Bullock

Porthos

John Patrick White

Victor

Craig Olsen

Drag Queen

J. Patrick McCormack

Victor's Dad

Tara Strong

Exercise Lad...

Victor Raider-Wexler

Janitor

Tom Towles

Dale

Jim O'Heir

Walt

Mark Christopher L...

Bartender

Mark Pitta

Joe Baggadonuts

Hubert Hodgin

Clerk #1

Lance Davis

Clerk #2

Don Dowe

Drunk

Dick Martin

Ben Littmeyer

Jay Leno

Jay Leno (un...

Nikki Tyler-Flynn

Christine

Peggy Mannix

Charity Women

Michael McCarty

Santa Claus

Jack Lindine

Santa #3

Ed Evanko

Homeowner

Jason Horst

Jason

George Hertzberg

David

Marvin Braverman

Izzy

Amy Arnelle

Marie

David Banuelos

Sally's Cust...

Philip Baker Hall

President Dewey

Laurence York

Ron

Bill Lee Brown

Customer #1

John Maynard

Customer #2

Robert Lyon Rasner

Timothy

Mary-Pat Green

Diane

Richard Karron

Jimmy

Josh Ekblom

Benvolio

Ryan O'Quinn

Tybalt (uncr...

Raye Birk

Jeweler

Lise Simms

Gabby

David Kirkwood

Yellin' Joe Slocum

Frank Kopyc

Charlie

Patricia Bethune

Teacher

Marcy Goldman

Woman

Nicki Aycox

Alyson

Barry Casey II

Travis (uncr...

J.J. Rodgers

Bambi

India Dupré

Christina

Tim Truby

Dr. Talbert

Darlene Levin

Darlene

Maureen Sue Levin

Maureen

Henry Woronicz

Mr. St. Clair

Nancy Lenehan

Mrs. St. Clair

James Ingersoll

Mr. Patterson

Sam Chew Jr.

Man

John Craig

Kid

Greg Proops

Yasmine

Winifred Freedman

Suzette

Layne Beamer

Jace

Kyle Colerider-Krugh

Elroy

Sydney Berry

Melanie

Leslie Lunceford

Girl #1

Whitney Dupree

Girl #2

Jim Childs

Highschool Kid

Linda Kash

Margie

Rif Hutton

Bookstore Guy

Michael Cervin

Reporter

Christopher Holloway

Stage Manager

Mark Hamill

Mark Hamill

Alex Nevil

Delivery Guy...

James Wellington

Borskey

Kevin Farley

Jehovah's Wi...

Rebecca Grant

Harry's Drea...

Matt Sergott

Window Clean...

Lee Ryan

Minister

David Bickford

Professor #1

Brandi Brown

Professor #2...

Matthew Fonda

Professor #3...

Don Gettinger

Professor #4...

Leigh McCloskey

Matthew

Gary Carlos Cervantes

Mechanic

Stephen Wilens

Painter

Jodi Johnson

Young Mary

Emile Hirsch

Punk

Paige Segal

Princess

Glen-Bob Sweet

Hobo

Linde Gibb

Nurse

Julia Sweeney

Patty

Shayne Benton

Kevin

Jacee Jule

Instructor

Jack Hallett

Jury Foreman

Joyce Guy

Claire

Amy Ball

Gretchen

Joe Bays

Foster

Damon Chandler

Attorney #1

Stephen Rockwell

Attorney #5

Mary Portser

Attorney #6

Peter Krause

Peter Connelly

Susanne Wright

Woman

Lauren Tuerk

Ms. Piazza

Brian Jacobs

Handler #1

Sean Moran

Ernie

Cathrine Grace

Veronica

Tom Ayers

Clerk

Mark Burnham

Cooper

Larry De Russy

Schiffy

Nancy Becker-Kennedy

Billnitzer

Joseph G. Medalis

Chancellor

John Benjamin Hickey

Rick

Suanne Spoke

Bibi

Kathleen Garrett

Celia

Brynn Harris

Woman #1

Lesley Fera

Woman #2

George Oliver Hale

Guy #1

Paul DiMeo

Guy #2

Shireen Crutchfield

Kirsta

Diana Castle

Saleswoman

Roger Hewlett

Security Guard #1

Al Foster

Security Guard #2

Greg Gumbel

Greg Gumbel

Jennifer Lee Keyes

Venutian Girl

Sonya Eddy

Ticket Taker

Frank Clem

Waiter

Alex Kubik

Counterman

Jourdain Chapdelaine

Perky Idiot #1

Shonda Whipple

Perky Idiot #2

Marla Frees

Computer

Trisha Debski

Wendy

Scott Klace

Mark

Denise Poirier

Judy

Audrey Kissel

Angela

Barbara Lee Bragg

Karen

David Combs

Dr. Harris

Mariah Nunn

Jacquie

Cynthia Gravinese

Cindy

Bill Irwin

Pickles

Marguerite Moreau

Tina Emory

Michael DeLuise

Paulie

Peter DeLuise

Frank

Dom DeLuise

Mr. Polone

Fred Pinkard

Louis

Ken Thorley

Artie

Charles C. Stevens...

Lester

Gloria LeRoy

Dolores

Eugene Elman

Stan

John Webber

Diner

Miriam Flynn

Suzie Martin

Jerry Lambert

Shop Owner

Rebecca Roy

Guest #1

Jordan Brower

Steve

Dublin James Wahlberg

Vinny

Wayne Pére

Jonesy

Andrew Patrick Ral...

Dr. Solomon'...

Amanda Carlin

Flora

John Hillner

Steve

Carey Eidel

Jeff

Christopher Liam M...

Waiter

Bob Glouberman

Neighbor

Tangie Ambrose

Lisa

Marcus T. Paulk

Jimmy

Miles Marsico

Freddy

Jack Salvatore, Jr.

Roy

Andrew Ducote

Todd

Taylor Emerson

Ronnie

Andrea Walters

Mom

Larry Miller

Garvin

Ed Gale

Oscar

Arturo Gil

Lars

John Valdetero

Giganticus

Alex Alexander

Tiffany

Teresa Parente

Dahlia

Rakefet Abergel

Carnival Guest

Sid Newman

Phelps

Jorge Luis Abreu

Ron

Jim Jackman

Venetta

Lawrence Mandley

Carlos

Elizabeth Anne Smith

Tina

Carol Mansell

Mrs. Smith

Susan Bjurman

Mrs. Guthridge

Ruth de Sosa

Laura

Andrea Harper

Saleswoman

Peggy Miley

The Columbian

J.P. Manoux

Clerk

Erika Christensen

Brianna

Danilo Mancinelli

Basketball Player

Obi Ndefo

Eric

William Mesnik

Maitre d'

Doug Appleoff

Chad

Dina Bennett

Lily

Mandy Vejar

Velma

Scott Dicken

David

Isaak Suleymanov

Vin

Dave Allen

Arthur

Mike Grief

Riff

Jim Maniaci

Raff

Douglas Robert Jac...

Douglas

Kurtwood Smith

Jacob

Elsa Raven

Aunt Florence

Jack Carter

Uncle Abe

Christine Lakin

Michelle

Courtney Peldon

Janine

Jeanine Jackson

Claire

Julie Claire

Jenny

Cynthia Frost

Aunt Sylvia

Jim Jansen

Mr. Gindek

Susan Ilene Johnson

Linda

Sally Brooks

Verna

Sherry C. Brown

Splendida

Diane Delano

Lorraine

Kelly Sells

Lounge Person

Sara Ballantine

Mrs. Wheeler

Matt McKenzie

Mr. Wheeler

Sean Masterson

Justin

Rick Cramer

Stenstrom

John Eric Bentley

Todd

Mimi Cozzens

Hamilton

Michael Ensign

Fordham

Van Epperson

Bill

Lindsey Fields

Louise

Kim Robillard

Howard

Ron Roggé

Shopper

Christopher Neiman

Caleb

Kevin Nealon

Dennis Caslow

Anthony Tyler Quinn

Sam 'The But...

Donna Ponterotto

Waitress

Jonathan Nichols-N...

Bartender

Susan Ruttan

Cathy

Eric Jungmann

Jerry

Mark Ankeny

Husband

Dorian Gregory

Byron

Chuck Roy

Ned

Kathy Bates

Charlotte Everly

John Bennett Perry

Hamilton Bell

William Bassett

Bernard

Bernard Kates

Ronald

Max Baker

Johann

David Youse

Stage Manager

E.J. Callahan

Sid

Jack Kutcher

Chester

Alexander Folk

Jack

Allie McCall

Girl Scout

Rick Hall

Limo Driver

Aaron Paul

Student

Amy Smallman

Nurse

Justin Root

Prom Date

Curtis Armstrong

Ken Fretts

Jeff Austin

Doctor

Cesar Herrera

Manolito

Jacqueline Torres

Mrs. Manolito

Joel McCrary

George

Steve Witting

Ted

Travis James Pate

Coffee shop guy

Janet Carroll

Mrs. Runquist

Dennis Cockrum

Colonel Pinkham

Madison Mason

Mr. Jack Wal...

Andrea C. Robinson

Mrs. Milly W...

John Balma

Eames

David Chisum

Chip Caswell

Melissa Greenspan

The Maid

Billy Connolly

Inspector Ma...

Jane Morris

Mrs. Goltra

Larry Dorf

Waiter

Emily Osment

Dahlia

Aaron Lustig

Dr. Severson

Phil Reeves

Mr. Mora

Victoria Garcia-Ke...

Waitress

Brian Dunkleman

Pizza Guy

Ron Fassler

Auctioneer

Bob Bancroft

Father Matthew

Philip Bolden

Ben

Mendi Segal

Man's Voice ...

Bob Morrisey

Mr. Malone

Lisa K. Wyatt

Hannah

Genie Francis

Gwen

Jonathan Frakes

Larry

Heidi Mark

Miranda

Steve Bean

Man

Tom Kiesche

Large Man

Jeanette O'Connor

Housewife

Jeff Lewis

Young Man

Lindsey McKeon

Tiffany

Richard Livingston

Dr. Hallstrom

Louan Gideon

Saleswoman

Francis X. McCarthy

President

David A. Kimball

Vice President

Steven Pierce

Executive

Michelle Anne Johnson

Receptionist

Pat Crawford Brown

Mrs. Larson

Deek McNeill

Officer Phil

Regan Burns

Security Guard

Lee Shackelford

Customer #1

Chris Moss

Dancer

Chekesha Van Putten

Dancer

Alan Cumming

Angus 'The H...

Trisha Simmons

T.V. Reporter #1

Jim Hanna

Tourist #1

Bonita Friedericy

Tourist #2

Irene White

Tourist #3

Michael Dempsey

Security Guard

Larry Cox

Taylor

Olivia d'Abo

Andrea

Jerry Hauck

Frank

John M. Duncan

Audience member

Joe Humphries

Student #5

Brett Shady

Student

R. Brandon Johnson

LJ

Paul Kim Jr.

Kwan

Christopher Carroll

Justice of t...

Alex Kalognomos

Greek Waiter

Tammy Dahlstrom

Waitress

Michael McShane

Phil

Brent Sexton

Duke

Renee Raudman

Amber

Shanee Edwards

Waitress

Cheryl Carter

Customer

Faye Barge

Check-out Girl

Maggie Lacey

Christina

Larry Udy

Bailiff

Anthony Holiday

Bodyguard

Darrell Hammond

Darrell Hammond

Ray Baker

Mr. Demarmel

Ashlynn Rose

Kid

Matt Battaglia

Bryce Canyon

Andrea Hutchman

Christie

Jilana Stewart

Cindy

Alastair Surprise

Joel

Armand Reiser

Spectator

Harry Groener

Dr. Breen

Stephanie Erb

Ellen

Stan Cahill

Michael

Steve Paymer

Mr. Spurndle

Charles Rocket

Gary Hemmings

Amy Hill

Rita

Marc Goldsmith

Bartender

Darcas Macopson

Biff

Joshua Minnick

Guy

Ever Carradine

Cheryl

Sean Gunn

Attendant

Mark McKinney

Guy

Franc Ross

Man #2

Sharon Madden

Guest #2

Jeffrey Asch

Client #1

Heather S. Michaels

Dr. Aster

Will Friedle

Stan

Shad Hart

Bucky

Eric Thomas Weaver

Jim

Andrea Speyer

Claire Volk

Derk Cheetwood

Junior

Francis Guinan

Jedediah

Meagen Fay

Annabet

Danielle Weeks

Prudence

Daniel Kountz

Jimmy

Jamie Kaler

Delivery Man

Mindy Spence

Sam

Wayne Thomas Yorke

Best Man

Carole Davis

Aviana

Mark Bedard

Naked Guy

Brian Carr

Fan

Curtis Andersen

Dougy

David Chandler

Mr. Wexler

Karen Austin

Anita

Melissa Egan

Nellie

Ginny McMath

Customer

Scott Cranford

Bodyguard

David Brisbin

Professor Brandon