Gudrun Ure

Supergran

Iain Cuthbertson

The Scunner ...

Bill Shine

Inventor Black

Alan Snell

Muscles

Bill Mitchell

Reporter (voice)

Terry Joyce

PC Rupert Leekie

Iam Towell

Willard

Lee Marshall

Tub

Samantha Duffy

Edison

Michael Graham

Willard

Jason Carrielies

Tub

Holly English

Edison

Gwen Doran

Mrs. Petunia...

Robert Austin

Inspector Muggins

Les Wilde

Postman Pugh

Hedley Dodd

Ben

Derek Deadman

Clint

Harry Herring

I. Squeezem

Brian Hogg

Referee

Peter Sowerbutts

PC Norman

Sheila Steafel

Head of Gang...

Pat Coombs

Miss Wotherspoon

Eddie Angel

Editor, 'Gan...

Patrick Troughton

Great Sporra...

Michael Elphick

Roly Roofless

Billy Connolly

Angus McSporran

Patsy Rowlands

Lady Valerie Glutt

Peggy Ann Clifford

Baroness Glutt

Clive Conway

B.R. Official

Shirley Winters

Mrs Digby Day

Christina D'Ambrosie

Teacher

Ralph Hawkes

Museum Guard

George Best

Himself

Roy Kinnear

Cyril Small

Michael McStay

Vincent Eleven

Jon Iles

Gary Bootle

George Orwin

Norman Earnshaw

Alan Hockey

Bookie

Geoff Capes

Himself

Nick Stringer

Mad Mick

Andrew Forbes

Hon. Bertran...

Irene Handl

Clinging Ivey

Tim Wylton

The Great Ronaldo

Derry Power

The Fabulous...

Burt Kwouk

Himself

Mo Morland

Tanya the Tr...

Andrew Burt

Desperate Desmond

Marlene Sidaway

Miss Pinchpenny

Bobby Pattinson

Arnold Carter

Alistair Pirrie

Photographer

David Battley

Police Sergeant

John Conteh

Himself

Lulu

Isla St. Porridge

Mary Healey

Wanda

Damaris Hayman

Lady Chisleton

Johnny Shannon

Derek Morbid

Spike Milligan

Zoo Keeper

Roy Evans

Roland Rattray

Gillian Remington

Fag Ash Lil

Art Davie

Bin Man Bert

Ken Campbell

Unlucky Luciano

Mike Grady

Maxwell Grouse

Gary Glitter

Newcasle Brown

Daniel Peacock

Poly Roofless

Anne Orwin

Rosy Redlips

Norma Day

Edna Pugh

Bernard Cribbins

Officer P. Brain

Leslie Phillips

P.O.W.

Sue Lloyd

Hilda, Head ...

David Dixon

Woodrow Z. L...

Ian Congdon

Seymour P. Spender

Melvyn Hayes

P.C. Dumpling

Milton Johns

Mr. L. Chop

Charles Hawtrey

Clarence, Du...

Gaye Brown

Madge, Duche...

Nichola McAuliffe

Hatty the Ha...

Peter De Dee

Whispering Grass

Alisa Norman

Joan Joblot

Peggy Shields

Miss Read

Harry Fowler

Sid Scoundrel

Simon Stravoscoufis

Timothy Toff

Marcus Hart

Hesletine

Nora Fulton

Doris D. Lightful

Rob Marston

Umpire

Michael Medwin

Cecil Smarm

Eric Bristow

Soi-même

Dennis McIntosh

Floor Manager

Jean Southern

Olga Volga

Kenneth Miller

Man from the...

Joan Sims

Cat Burglar

Willie Thorne

Himself

James Cosmo

Mr. McBigg

Michael O'Hagan

Hot Shot Hoolahan

Murray Melvin

Neville Mince

Val McLane

Mavis Profit

Peggy Gosschalk

Empress Rita

John Otway

Hank G. Plucker

Eddie Kidd

Himself

Suzy Coulson

Dolly Cowpoke

John Bluthal

Inside Legg ...

Tim Healy

Riff Raff

Barbara Windsor

Ethel

Anna Karen

Commander S....